Why do you act like such a bitch when it’s raining?
I don’t get it. Are you scared of the rain? If the rain did something to you, maybe you should just tell me now and we can work it out, maybe have a talk. It’s best to get things out in the open sometimes.
Stop shriveling up. Rain is just water. Rain never killed anybody except the vast majority of creatures and people who weren’t allowed on Noah’s Ark. Also, rain has killed a lot of people. But it doesn’t kill hair.
“Don’t be afraid to be a fool. Remember, you cannot be both young and wise. Young people who pretend to be wise to the ways of the world are mostly just cynics. Cynicism masquerades as wisdom, but it is the farthest thing from it. Because cynics don’t learn anything. Because cynicism is a self-imposed blindness, a rejection of the world because we are afraid it will hurt us or disappoint us. Cynics always say no. But saying yes begins things. Saying yes is how things grow. Saying yes leads to knowledge. “Yes” is for young people. So for as long as you have the strength to, say yes.”—Stephen Colbert (via tiportiff)